Australia's total is swelled by four byes but there's no runs off the bat. Incidentally, Nathan Lyon's longest batting stint is the 190 minutes he spent at the crease in the first Test for his 27 runs. He's only ever batted more than two hours on one other occasion.

Pat Cummins' clear gameplan of farming the strike and turning down singles makes Cameron Green's brain fade look even worse. Drinks.

Thumbs up if you're only here to see Australia lose? We can see you.

Will England do any better against this South African team? Only time will tell, but it'd be quite the result if they did.

The crowd cheers sarcastically when Pat Cummins drives a single into the off side. That's got to sting.

The Aussies are then booed when Nathan Lyon turns down a single into the leg side. That's got to sting.

Nathan Lyon emerges and almost immediately plays onto his stumps. Simon Harmer needs these last two wickets for 10 in the match.

There'll be people watching or listening to this who are being asked what it is about the sport they like. Literally nothing has happened in almost an hour yet it's still been fascinating.

Gerald Coetzee the bowler. Pat Cummins the batter. Maiden over.

Australia's scoring shots in 45 minutes since lunch...

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Marco Jansen, who I once heard described as a 'cheat code' by a South African cricket journalist, is chucked the ball by his skipper and he angles one past Cameron Green's outside edge. That's as exciting as it gets though.

'Alexa, how else can I describe a maiden over?'

That's nine overs in a row now. Just two runs scored in the session - all from one shot.

Kagiso Rabada tries a yorker to Cameron Green, who jabs his bat down just in time. When he pitches it up, Green shows the maker's name. It's quite the effort from the big all-rounder here. He's showing the fight David Warner reckons has been missing.

Including the wicketkeeper, there's seven men catching around the bat now. Australia are turning down singles. Who will blink first?

The chances of a draw are so remote they don't even register on the win predictor. It's 98% South Africa and 2% Australia to win at the moment.

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David Warner has been giving his thoughts about this Australia performance over on Fox Sports. Now out of the team, he has not held back.

"It is terrible," he said. "It is un-Australian. There is no fight whatsoever.

"It is disgraceful. Yes, Matt Renshaw was burgled down the leg side. I think it is deplorable.

"The batters have let the bowlers down all series. Renshaw showed fight in that first Test but I think the batters have been utterly disgraceful."

Another over, another maiden.