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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of CrispsSeries 5Episodes

  1. Saturday23:05
    BBC Three

    Death

    1/14With Jonny gunned down by the police, Janet struggles to cope with her loss.(R)

  2. Saturday23:35
    BBC Three

    Nobbly Bobbly

    2/14Donna discovers a dreadful secret in her dead mum's house.(R)

  3. Sunday00:05
    BBC Three

    Shrink

    3/14Janet and Gaz take extreme measures to stop Louise blackmailing them.(R)

  4. Sunday00:35
    BBC Three

    Ecuador

    4/14Jonny's new car gives him women trouble. Donna takes revenge on Gaz for bedding Janet.(R)

  5. Sunday01:05
    BBC Three

    Potato People

    5/14Janet tries to get Donna to forgive her for sleeping with Gaz.(R)

  6. Sunday01:30
    BBC Three

    Antlers

    6/14Gaz gets into trouble when his plans for Jonny's stag night go seriously wrong.(R)

  7. Sun 12 Apr 202601:35
    BBC Three

    Crab

    7/14Janet and Jonny go missing on their wedding day. Gaz resorts to a desperate plan.(R)

  8. Sun 12 Apr 202602:05
    BBC Three

    Fat

    8/14Five months after Jonny and Janet got married, Donna and Gaz are still not talking.(R)

  9. Sun 12 Apr 202602:30
    BBC Three

    Stot or Pronk

    9/14Janet shows off at the pub quiz. Gaz spanks his monkey. Donna tries to impress Gaz.(R)

  10. Sun 12 Apr 202603:00
    BBC Three

    Who's the Daddy?

    10/14Janet is rushed to hospital, helped by Louise. Gaz lets slip that the baby might be his.(R)

  11. Sun 12 Apr 202603:30
    BBC Three

    Bababababa

    11/14When Janet becomes a baby bore, Jonny takes drastic action to get her attention.(R)