Oh, what a way to start the week. This morning, Crippled Monkey is feeling just a little bit guilty. Over the weekend, Sir Paul McCartney issued a strongly-worded statement in which he spoke out against those sections of the media who continue to publish critical stories about his wife, Heather. Ouch's immediate response was, of course, to give our very own Disability Bitch a one-way ticket and send her on a very long holiday.