Has the Disabled People's Direct Action Network (DAN) decided to take its fight against big charities to the next level and embrace chemical warfare? Monkey hears that the offices of Scope, a particular DAN favourite, may have been struck by a food poisoning incident in the last few days. Up to fifty staff have fallen ill with a nasty tummy bug and investigations are underway to discover whether the water supply or air conditioning are contaminated, or whether it's all just a coincidence. Will they unscrew a water pipe and discover a crouching Danner inside, clutching a vial of egg white? Watch this space.