Glenn Hoddle (no, we won't let it lie)
- 8 Dec 04, 12:00 AM
Like most disabled people, Crippled Monkey is a HUGE fan of Glenn Hoddle (yes, I am being sarcastic). His comments about disabled people may be five years in the past, but I'm like an elephant, you see - I never forget. In fact, just for the sake of it, let's give his words another whirl:
"You and I have been physically given two hands and two legs and half-decent brains ... some people have not been born like that for a reason. The karma is working from another lifetime. What you sow, you have to reap."
So you can imagine the joy with which I read this Guardian headline: Hoddle goes to Wolves. But, er, by "wolves" they're apparently talking about a football team. Not actual wolves. Not one of those big animals that Little Red Riding Hood had so much trouble with.
Oh well, never mind. I really should follow sport more, shouldn't I?
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