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Radio 4 Extra,18 Apr 2003,30 mins

SeriesSeries 2

Episode 1

Getting Nowhere Fast

Available for 28 days

Chantal's biological clock is ticking. She knows she must have a baby and she desperately needs to find a mate. Pamela remembers that feeling only too well. So does Merv and wishes he didn't. But for Chantal the hunt for a suitable piece of trouser is on! Return of the sitcom written by and starring Mervyn Stutter. Merv ...... Mervyn Stutter Pam ...... Lill Roughley Dibden ...... John Challis PC Dilkes ...... Michael Mears Chantal ...... Tracy-Ann Oberman Producer: Mario Stylianides First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 2003.

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