Marry or Bust

Professor Jimmy Edwards is facing a financial shortfall.

The headmaster’s plans look scuppered unless he can find a wife...

Starting life on BBC TV before transferring to radio, Chiselbury School is run "for the sons of gentlefolk".

Headmaster, Professor James Edwards, MA never misses a trick when it comes to exploiting the students and their parents. Sports pitches are given over to growing vegetables, which the boys nurture for their head to sell. Classes never exceed 95 pupils - 50 if private tuition is paid for at five guineas extra.

It's only thanks to the efforts of the devoted deputy head, Mr Pettigrew, that the school exists at all.

Written by Frank Muir and Denis Norden.

Adapted by David Climie.

The Headmaster …. Jimmy Edwards
Matron …. June Whitfield
Mr Potter …. Roddy Maude-Roxby
The Marchioness …. Joan Sanderson
Dr Sopwith …. Roy Dotrice
Soames …. Frederick Treves
Lumley …. Roger Shepherd
Taplow …. David Lott

Producer: Edward Taylor

First broadcast on the BBC Light Programme in June 1961.