The Trap

Dan Mersh, Jeremy Limb, Paul Litchfield

What is your show all about?

The Trap is a sketch show featuring the genuine Goodies trandem from TV.

Where and when can we see it?

At the pleasance cellar at 3.25pm.

Do you love Edinburgh or is it a chore?

Edinburgh is a whiskey soaked whore pissing in the gutter...but we love her.

What will you be doing with the other 23 hrs of the day?

We will be performing Bad Play II at C+3 venue at 12.40pm. All other hours are spent on our new trandem.

What's the best thing you've ever seen on the fringe?

Paul once saw a monkey wink at an old lady.

What's the worst thing you've seen?

An old lady getting married to a monkey in a Registry office.

What's the most curious thing that's happened to you in Edinburgh?

Being best man to the Gibbon.

If you could persuade one VIP to come to your show who would it be? Why?

We would like Burt Reynolds to come because he has the secret formula for KFC tattooed under his toupee. Failing that we would greet Jiminy Glick, the USA Chat show host, over for soup and absinthe.

If the Edinburgh fairy could grant your wish, what would your wish for?

Ski lift access to all venues, and a faithful Trap Butler called Purse-warden.

What advice do you have for first time Edinburgh punters?

Always read the label.